No president of America has ever given birth - I don’t understand why it’s suddenly an issue

May the Lord protect me from ever appearing in a post alongside the King of Spain

did they just find a hitman and were like how do you feel about the olympics

"childless woman" is such an 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?

I've been to Australia. That was their best dancer.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr. bit.ly/3XcNLUB

Remembering one of the best exchanges on this site

“I hate immigrants. Time to become one myself!”

Pre-PhD: imposter syndrome Post-PhD: Dr Imposter Syndrome

Justin Callais This is an important rejoinder as well! sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

Ask any woman over 25 if it's unspoken

As per my previous tablet…

Apparently it is once again time to bring back the lesson on tariffs from Ferris Bueller

cartoon of the day

Seen on Slack.

Words to live by today—and every day.

So what happens if the court finds Maduro not guilty? Does he just awkwardly get deported back to Venezuela and we all forget this ever happened?