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My dying words will be "better than being at work"

As a Hispanic, nothing quite pisses me off more than hearing white people with educations talk about "how much they love manual labor but just don't have time for it as much as they would like to"

Gajillion dollar idea. Nicotine coffee. Dibs.

It's always old white guys who don't know how to even print a PDF that wanna talk about AI non stop 🤦🏽‍♂️ some people need to get tf off LinkedIn.

Really regretting signing that DARE contract when I was 5 today.

Bring back smoking in the office.

these people spend their whole lives fantasizing about using their 2A rights against an overreaching government, just to root for said government when the moment finally arrives

Alexis just looked at my fit and said "it's okay I'm not matching today either"...wtf bro I thought I was dripped out.

Somebody get this guy some knee pads 🙄

Wait for it….

"He's obtuse to work with" is a really professional way to call someone an asshole 🤣

The American healthcare system is the most broken thing to navigate 😭😭

It's always HR 🤣

Working with boomers is crazy cause they spend all lunch picking out a new ringtone. Meanwhile my phone hasn't made a noise since 2010

Nothings worse than showing up Monday with no podcasts in queue.

If you're asked pipe size, get the fuck off the truck, and read the pipe. Cant stand guys who can't even bother to roll the window down and guess "ah I I'd say that's 3in ". It's never ever right.

I will forever chase the high of my original work crew 😪

It's my dream to tag up a train.

engineer hierarchy: electrical mechanical chemical environmental [every other kind of engineering] ... "software engineering"