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Rex Riot

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Say what you want, but the only through line between everyone I’ve ever met with a Pontiac Vibe is that they’re all sick af

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Handsome probably originally meant like you had a lot of hands and then it just got misused too much or something idk maybe not

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Took my daughter to the Statue of Liberty today and she said it was “bigger than my whole daddy” so I guess I still got it.

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Soled state technology is crazy cause like are you really telling me that if you bend this metal into the right shape it can think? Get the fuck out of here

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My favorite thing about Germans is how flabbergasted they get about the gaps in American toilet stalls… not cause you can see through them, cause it’s bad engineering.

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My 4yo daughter: daddy you’re the best daddy ever Me: thanks baby Her: I’m gonna miss you when I move to my new home

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The kimchi booth ladies are definitely the Mean Girls of my local farmers market. Their kimchi is absolute trash and somehow that seals the deal in the whole thing.