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@revolutioneyed

33 years a queer - Bearslayer on AO3 - wittygaypuns on Tumblr - they/them - I do not follow minors. πŸ”ž NSFW @pushpullpant - age in bio if you want me to accept

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calendar_today09-08-2009 00:45:48

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I may not be able to stand myself most of the time but I'm the only me I've got so I'm trying to take better care of the fucker.

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Man. I got into Sawbones a while back and I've been listening through the episodes and just got to the Coronavirus one from February and I think I may have re-traumized myself. Hearing "there are only 8 confirmed cases in the US" -- 😭

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Men on dating/social apps; If you ask a lesbian to fuck your girl and she decides to go along with it, she's going to make your wife hers and invite you to their tasteful autumn wedding.

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I wonder how universal a queer experience it is to have a search history containing "[name of entertainer/company/politician] gay rights/views"

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Can you really call yourself neurodivergent if you've never had a full existential crisis sitting on the floor of your running shower?

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She's got a way of making me think of her... it's usually by me finding her hair in my ass crack when I haven't seen her in days πŸ’—

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Part of being a lifelong video game player is always having extremely specific music stuck in your head. This is mine today. youtu.be/SHPNJfw1i7U

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Man fuck Todd Howard. I don't want to wait forever for Elder Scrolls 6. I don't care about graphics. I don't need advanced particle physics and ray tracing, I just need to be able to be a lizardboy that can kill a god

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See ya Cuomo, you piece of shit. Maybe now people will start looking into all the other harmful shit he enacted against New Yorkers, like the i-STOP portion of the drug reform law that contributed to the deaths of thousands of New Yorkers via fatal opiod overdose!

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I wonder what it's like to be a bad person rather than just being bad at being a person, which us what I'm currently doing.

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