tag yourself I'm dumbass

I may not be able to stand myself most of the time but I'm the only me I've got so I'm trying to take better care of the fucker.

Man. I got into Sawbones a while back and I've been listening through the episodes and just got to the Coronavirus one from February and I think I may have re-traumized myself. Hearing "there are only 8 confirmed cases in the US" -- 😭

Men on dating/social apps; If you ask a lesbian to fuck your girl and she decides to go along with it, she's going to make your wife hers and invite you to their tasteful autumn wedding.

Weed doesn't stop my anxiety, it just makes my anxiety hilarious

Chirp

I wonder how universal a queer experience it is to have a search history containing "[name of entertainer/company/politician] gay rights/views"

Can you really call yourself neurodivergent if you've never had a full existential crisis sitting on the floor of your running shower?

She's got a way of making me think of her... it's usually by me finding her hair in my ass crack when I haven't seen her in days 💗

Part of being a lifelong video game player is always having extremely specific music stuck in your head. This is mine today. youtu.be/SHPNJfw1i7U

yeah I got MDD. that massive dong diagnosis

you're a fake fan if you can't 360 no scope a crop with your first watering can in Stardew Valley

Man fuck Todd Howard. I don't want to wait forever for Elder Scrolls 6. I don't care about graphics. I don't need advanced particle physics and ray tracing, I just need to be able to be a lizardboy that can kill a god

See ya Cuomo, you piece of shit. Maybe now people will start looking into all the other harmful shit he enacted against New Yorkers, like the i-STOP portion of the drug reform law that contributed to the deaths of thousands of New Yorkers via fatal opiod overdose!

embrace chaos

I wonder what it's like to be a bad person rather than just being bad at being a person, which us what I'm currently doing.

Anyone ever been so high that they ate a bowl of grapes and chocolate chips Ha me neither.......

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