Flops. "I need to figure out what my performance will be this week. If I don't make it good, it'll really... Rattle the audience's bones~"

//Hera was originally supposed to be normal but hyper... What have I done to her? *doesn't regret*

Stage one Hera: Normal but hyper. Stage two: Ethical insanity. Stage three: Performs for a theater full of skeletons.

Inhale. "...Nothing like fresh swamp air to clear the smell of rotting audience members out of your nose!" ...Hera, it's too early for this.

"Mornin' world. What's for breakfast?"

"Poor Honk. Girl's havin' problems." ...Apparently Hera cares, just not enough to leave her breakfast and help.

"...I should probably help her out before she hurts herself."

"I was just asked to shove a kid into a locker... I think I have a locker in my theater." Oh. Even I feel bad for Nico now.

AU where it's Llamas With Hats, but Carl is replaced by Hera.

"So... Apparently the client changed their mind... I'm not supposed to shove that girl in a locker after all... Whoops."

"Has anybody seen a short girl with black hair? Possibly crying and talking about a locker? I lost her and need to find her."

"...So nobody's seen her? ...Well shit. Guess I'll have to fill out a missing person report on the girl I kidnapped."

"...The guards tried to arrest me for kidnapping. So uh... Is now a bad time to mention that I just checked for Nico in the wrong locker?"

"So, I successfully bought that girl's silence... I'm not welcome in Hoshido now though."

Since we're talking about themes... Hera's theme wouldn't even be a song. It'd just be all the audio from Llamas With Hats.

"Shh. Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."

"I hear I'm not the only crazy one now... Good. I was getting bored of that."

Shouldn't exist anymore. Crashes in anyway! "Oi Oi Oi! Who's been making a big deal over my sister's clothes? Who am I smacking up?!"

"Wanna know how I still exist? Well so do I."