Teacher: Earth is one of the four terrestrial planets: Like Mercury, Venus and Mars, it is rocky at the surface. But it is different from them... how? Me:

You mean Rusto-cop? Yeah, we’re on our 3rd draft please stop trying to steal our IP.

Game of Thrones is coming to an end but Swamp Thing is about to start. I’m just saying, maybe it’s time to jump ship and land in the Swamp. youtu.be/2ZO5GEhBwaU

BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS!!! . . . . Now that I have your attention. We have a show Sunday night at 9pm. UCB Sunset. 7 bucks. Get your butt butt butt in the seat. sunset.ucbtheatre.com/performance/68…

We may or may not be extended at UCB Sunset. You may or may not HAVE TO COME TO OUR NEXT SHOW. . . . . . . We’ll let ya know.

Action movies are fun to watch when they’re good.

If you’re bored and want to see the heroes journey play out at a Los Angeles Dodgers game, this thread is for you!

Psssst! We’re back at UCB Theatre LA sunset this Sunday. 9pm. sunset.ucbtheatre.com/performance/68…

Happy birthday friend

A huge congrats to all the people who’ve worked behind the scenes to make this show possible. Thank you for sharing your time & talents my friends!

Wizard Chief: You’re a loose cannon, Harry! Give me your badge and your wand! Detective Potter:

Lettuce make amends

Ahem...

Check out Derek and his “I swear I didn’t just go through a break up hair” on iTunes today.

This is my instinctual reaction when I’m in line at Chipotle & I see another customer reach over the glass to point at what they want.

Sunday. 9pm. UCB Sunset. We’re back.

Hear ye hear ye! This Sunday at 9pm The Resistance invites you to join us at UCB Sunset for another wild show! BEEEEE THERE

Sunday. 9pm. UCB Sunset. UCBe there

We are back!! Secret Movie Club is at it again with Italian Jaws rip-off, The Last Shark, and we will be there live dubbing all new dialogue. It’ll be ridiculous. Please join if you feel safe. We love you all! Liberate your laughter. secretmovieclub.com/calendar/the-l…

Smile, it’s Friday the 13th! TGIF13th #jasonvoorhees #FridayThe13th #campcrystallake