The majority of Alabama- “We should expand Medicaid” The legislature of Alabama- “What if we made it more expensive?”

If my house is otherwise empty, no way I’m leaving. Or showering for that matter.

Does “election integrity” include certifying candidates who are statutorily unqualified? Wes Allen

I live here and I love it but they make it so easy

Grand Canyon University sounds awesome til you find out it’s like a 3 hour mule ride to get to your dorm.

Where are the early bar results Sean Silverman: Silverman Bar Exam & LSAT Tutoring? I need dismal numbers to feed my self-loathing.

Is it weird the last two “sources” you reference, both singing your praises were registered on the same day with the same registrar?

Or was it….?

Re: an eventual non-compete challenge- Is there standing before the rule is effective (in 120 days or so)? Sean Silverman: Silverman Bar Exam & LSAT Tutoring I tag you because legal people don’t follow me, justifiably.

Alabama bar results are scheduled tomorrow and I’ve not sweated it much before this very moment but reality is pending upon my soul. 🤞

Guess who has 2 thumbs and passed the bar exam…

Congratulations to all who passed the February 2024 @alabamastatebar. First time takers 51.92% passed. Overall pass rate 31.79%. #appellatetwitter

Lawsuit filed to force Wes Allen Alabama Secretary of State to, as his office tweets, “administer Alabama elections in accordance with Alabama law.” Kyle Whitmire facebook.com/share/p/aPmbp9…

Suddenly, 40% of the country knows what it's like to care about someone whose been found guilty by a jury

Good week so far, helped 1 client get a 3 year writ dismissed thanks to her recovery success, another get 2 felonies dropped before indictment bc the state’s evidence was bad. This is fun. If I can figure out how to make money I may just keep doing it.

I’m sorry but I genuinely am entitled to a refund on law school at this point.

My god it’s beautiful.

I am a one-issue voter and that issue is transgender operations for illegal aliens in prison eating pets that have been aborted after 9 months in Springfield Ohio.

Had that been an SNL skit I would still be confused.

"I hate Tennessee... I hate their colors, I'm not a dog person... I hate Neyland Stadium, looks like a garbage truck worker convention. I hate all their quarterbacks, I just hate Tennessee man." Tide fans, Vols hate week is here! 🐘#RollTide