My dad just opened the door to my room and just went "oh fu-" then closed it and I don't know what to think about that.

I'm going to buy a random person who retweets this tweet a professional HITMAN, giveaway ends on the 1st!

Reminds me of what now

Bad players plays a bad game badly twitch.tv/repikz

Drink up homies #water

You know, sometimes it's okay to be a complete emotional wreck in your friends presence so that they can try and cheer you up with stupid memes

Bad players plays a bad game badly twitch.tv/repikz

I sploosh it just to feel something 😔

Straight up assembled in an unorthodox manner

I just tripped on a curb and fell and just my knee, and it made me weirdly nostalgic for my childhood. Memory masochism?

Called in sick at work today cause I'm feeling really down. How is everyone else doing #mentalhealth

It's been two days since Lola from shark tale posted. She must've fallen out of her aquarium and fucking died Holy shit send help.

My gf: this is my longest relationship ever Me: thanks? Me too My gf: oh. Why?

You gotta be shitting me.

If you REALLY think about it, male elephants have two trunks.

This is, that's an egg

My dog has been diagnosed with mammary gland cancer... she's had this cyst growing on her belly area for a while and I got it checked out this week... she's my whole world and I can't fathom possibly losing her ._. the operation would cost 1000 euro... 1/2

2/2 and as of right now I can't afford it... I'm missing 800 euros to the operation and it needs to be done straight away so the cancer doesn't spread further... for those who could help out with funding the operation my paypal is: paypal.me/KChylinski rt's appreciated :d