My life has never been better and I’m so scared for it all to come crashing down

I cannot wait to have a kid and they have a science fair. We not making a fucking volcano or a potato clock we making METH

“Why did your face get all red when they talked to you” BRO IM LITERALLY SOCIALLY AKWARD

I hate that I like working out. Now every time i open instagram it’s shirtless men. I definitely don’t love staring at shirtless men. That would be weird.

My Wife will be a fine ass Latina My Wife will be a fine ass Latina My Wife will be a fine ass Latina My Wife will be a fine ass Latina My Wife will be a fine ass Latina My Wife will be a fine ass Latina My Wife will be a fine ass Latina (Gotta see if manifestation works)

I would like a girl to spit pre workout in my mouth

It depends if you love them or if your in love with them” -my mom. Why the hell she tell me all this deep as shit I just wanted to see how everyone was doing 😭

Bro there’s no fucking way I’m seeing if our moons line up 😭 please someone help me

Why do I wake up in the morning? How else am I gonna find the right women to dry scoop 300mg of caffeine with???

FINALLY BREAK UP SEASON IS HERE. Dw ladies my DMs are always open if you would like someone to talk to

Just grateful drake wasnt in my top 5

Finally home for the first in about 2 years and it’s helped me realize I ain’t got no friends 😭

Imagine getting head here

Bro she sent me her location bro what tf is this???

Gym pumps are great till you stare at it too long and you realize how small you actually are

Life has been so good as a recent I wanna ride this high for ever

you wouldn’t get it

Turns out women don’t care how many times you can bench 225 🙁

Yes.

High key entering my slut era but I truly only want her