unfixed-for-months cracks in glass stairs in Apple’s flagship SF store is totally Not A Metaphor

Those are the stairs to the Mac section x.com/rentzsch/statu…

my life mission: death from above 1979 is a name of a band, not an adequate description of our industry

imagine living in a present that’s novel to knowledgeable-1979’ers we’re ways away. seriously: a stretch-goal hint: git is 30% there

strange times are here

one of the best features of twitter is we all can implausibly claim caliber of Fermat’s Last Theorem

my current Jobs theories, ranked: 3. hired the wrong guy x2 2. blind to own incompetence (.Mac) 1. best goal: folks missing you beyond grave

Surface Studio 🔥Hot Take🔥 Fulfills John Siracusa’s dream of an iPad Pro Pro But nightmare! Suffers from iOS-style Modern Software Dystopia

Surface Studio’s hardware far superior to Apple’s Recommended! Best Chromebook+ evar (Backhanded compliment to both MS and macOS+iOS)

I took unboxing pics of the Surface Studio only because I’ll need to put it back in its box for shipping I swear

props to MS: Windows Hello an amazing improvement. I was prepared for a gimmick Face recognition makes fingerprint feel primitive

Make “works on my machine” a thing of the past. Introducing new Stack Traces, the best way to file bugs on GitHub! blog.runkit.com/2017/02/01/sto…

me before using mongo: Why would anyone use mongo? me after: Ah, mongo is an Evil Genie that grants programmer wishes, horrifically exactly

twitter 2007: “walking to the gym!” twitter 2017: ~monthly lossy-encoding of years of learned experience into ±140c

given my name, NSA, & now CIA leaks, should probably stop asking Siri "is the moon full tonight?" lest I land on A Very Special Watchlist

either Bourbon and Branch's reservation system was breached by spammers or they're aggressively pushing into new flavor-profile territory

eerily prescient that all my favorite songs echo the ordered mechanic cacophony of manually choked+throttled internal combustion engine

UIKitt vs UIKarr

scribbled in sharpie on the polaroid: DONT TRVST THIS MAN