Toddlers will be like “hdgdkkeuduvc shrugs hdhdhdhhe vjkofudb mama” and the mom will be like “he’s asking you to carry him” Howwww???

“ur up early” bold of you to assume i’ve slept

if u get no hoes in the sluttiest generation ever idk what to tell you😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i nvr judge ppl who were stupid while in love cause some of the shit ive done is goin with me to the GRAVEEE

tote bags r actually such an inconvenience, no pockets or compartments, just vibes

📄| Taylor Swift's 'Vigilante Shit' was qouted in new Catwoman comic

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

I’m a Belle apologist. So what she fell for a beast? I see y’all do that all the time and I don’t say nothing.

girls when it’s their birthday

i always think about how she listened to savior complex before filming this

this shot doesn't look like it came from a mcu film its INSANE

Um. SO much to tell you. I’m a massive fan of this brilliant artist and after getting to know her I can confirm: she is THE ONE to watch. So delighted to say that Karma Featuring the incredible ice spice ☆ will be out TOMORROW night at MIDNIGHT ET as a part of the new Midnights

she had the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible and she took it

Sharpen your blades and your wits. The Witcher is coming. Season 3, Volume 1 streams June 29th. (Tap the 🖤 🤍 to get a reminder.)

serious question, why tf are they still texting on insta

AND IT CAME WITH THE BEST THEME SONG TOO

do you ever go: 💓💓💓💗💗💗💗💞💞💞💕💕💕 💞💓💕💕💕1989💓💓💓💗💗💗💗💞💞💞💕💕💕💕💓💓💞 but then: 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢wonderland 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

only real gamers played this game

i miss unhinged taylor

today is the only day you can RT this