Chelsea you better behave. This is bigger than your mediocre aspirations This is about the fate of football twitter.. Your only job is to LOSE just lose. Leave the rest to us

Thank you Chelsea for putting the needs of the world above your mediocre aspirations. Remember the title could get decided by goal difference so please concede more. Finish the job

Gas high...I'm still driving!!! Food went up...I'm still eating!!! Rent went up...I still have a roof over my head!!! GOD WILL PROVIDE!!!🙏🏾💯

The effects of that the backwoods is written boldly on it. Later in the future, y’all mothers will be stressing their innocent daughter in law not knowing you killed your spermatozoa functionality with youthful exuberance.

SEMIFINALS VAMOS!!!! ❤️🤍

A single accountant stole $53 million from her employer over 20 years and nobody noticed Rita Crundwell was the comptroller of Dixon, Illinois with a population of 15,000 She opened a secret bank account called “Reserve Sewer Capital Development Account” For two decades she

I can’t remember how much it was sold for, but I remember it was never affordable for kids. I would know, the first one we got in 2006, we need over 20 of us to pull money together.

Ya Allah... This will be us one day😪

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

#ThisWeekInUSNigeriaHistory in 2025, Nigerian chess master Tunde Onakoya made history by breaking the Guinness World Record for the longest chess marathon alongside American chess master Shawn Martinez in Times Square, New York. #DYK Tunde is a U.S. Government Exchange Program

The Best Graduating Student of LAUTECH ✨✨ OLADEPO, CALEB OLUGBENGA and his parents.

Dear Ademola Lookman When Olise picked France and Musiala picked Germany, you chose Nigeria. They took the easy route, you took the hard one , that’s what great footballers do. For your sacrifices, I’m backing you today. Go show the world you’re the best LW on the planet. Sink

The contest for APC Legislative seats (Reps and Assembly) in Lagos is so hot and interesting. Again, Kudos to everyone contesting, very bold move.

Tinubu probably can’t believe this is his life.

Been there. Done that. What a rivalry. 🔴 Let's go! Manchester United Premier League

These days, you make a charitable contribution of about 20,000 naira. I mean, after a long thread of messages of how needy they are and how much they are in dire need of any amount at all, and guess what you get in return? “Thanks.” Or a GIF.

Last week, I asked for floss after eating at an expensive Ikoyi restaurant. They had only toothpicks. I told them that the next time I returned, they needed to have floss. That was almost certainly not the first time a customer had made that request. I returned yesterday

"Bola Tinubu is the king of the long game, and this is where Senate President Saraki has to be mindful" - 9th June, 2015