🤣Trust me, women turn into Keyser Söze for that sneaky dick.

Yes. Definitely the wrong time, even the place wasn't an issue.

Troof

The time was wrong 😔

Bullshit.

Yeah. Time for some more self sabotage.

Eraserhead

Jesus H Christ on a wobbly cross I really really need a Time Machine.

I already know who the loml is we just not cool right now

Jesus H Christ, woke up after an upsetting dream about someone and my day is officially fucked. Can’t even get any respite at night now.

Just in case anyone else is having a bad day.

Thought I’d watch Fallout to distract me from a bad dream about someone. The main character is called Lucy. Fucks sake.

Scattered in the stands at Villa Park.

There is a big light that never goes out #ASongOrMovieForCommonWords

Bollocks #WordsThatIAlwaysUse

10 minutes of effort and my ‘For You’ feed is free of relationship and break-up horseshit which should help me being free of it too.

It’s a cob.

Saturday jazz

I’ve got 6 days to become Cesar Millan before I look after my girlfriend’s pooch for the night. I’ve stocked up Cadbury’s chocolate and grapes, dogs love those apparently.

Nice bit of relaxing Sunday evening #Slipknot