On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker "Mastercard" because they take credit for other people's work.

yo work shift go by fast asf when you call off 😭😂

Assault with a deli weapon

Her name made me google it & dawg why in thee fuck 😭😭😭

so real

lemme take a wild guess

She got your phone drill.

This is next level stupid here

The genius who’s turning PLASTIC TO GASOLINE has had a successful test run!

Every time I pick Kelsey Mitchell she be on weak shit lol smh

i get it now. you call your kid a bitch because your dad calls you ugly! makes sense!

When you really think about it its crazy that this happens

Pandering attention seeker

I’m talking to my homeboy & I just don’t get it… He’ll take a broke girl on trips, feed her, spoil her 😭 but the woman who got her own, he want to do the bare minimum… Make it make sense. Like I do not get that!

Atlanta is a funny ass city man and the people dumb as fuck

Fake bush lovers after a run in with a real winter coat

Siri finna sound like 𝒴

i opened the door for a stud at family dollar she said GO NGGA!