“This is fapping. It is the terminology of a Jedi Knight, not as clumsy or random as gooning. An elegant term for a more civilized age.”

If you wasn’t a smart person before smoking weed you should quit

i’d say drake but they not even delusional, they just a bunch of closeted homos, so probably Meg or Carti.

someones husband was on twitter throwing a fit because asap rocky unfollowed him

Star Wars got my heart but UNSC prob objectively the toughest.

Niggas been saying this forever but yall need a white man to tell you what’s real and what isn’t, I forgot.

wait till you find out what our phones do

it’s cool long as you don’t do it everyday. even from an enjoyment standpoint smoking everyday sucks after like 3 or 4 days.

i woulda went back for another year too wtf

5 goals in a CL final is crazy, I would rather get sent to the Conference League and get eliminated by a polish team founded by a SS collaborator official 80 years ago

19 field goal attempts and ended with more turnovers (and fouls) than field goals made, classic.

an anthology series about other monsters (it’s alluded that there’s more than just vampires) and other people with gifts (not necessarily just music) would be cool. I don’t think it needs another movie. Maybe something with the vampire hunting natives.

still don’t understand how gooner replaced coomer when it used to mean something completely different

Top 5 funniest series of the 2020s so far? I got 1. Clippers Nuggets 3-1 comeback 2. Hawks Sixers 3. Bucks Heat. Literally any of them but mostly 2023 4. Mavericks Suns 5. Pacers Bucks 2025.

Clippers nuggets game 7 in 2020 was easily the funniest sports game of all time. Every single thing about it was hilarious.

They always edit out the part of Kawhi missing that FT before ray allen’s shot against the spurs.

I’m ready to move past my hatred.

Josh Hart