chat, chat do you think she'll go to the museum with me if I ask nicely?

ever since i was a little girl i knew id be a good boyfriend

ON GOD if I had a gf like her the internet would never hear from me again. I wouldn't have the time, all of my time would be spent being the best boyfriend the earth has ever seen

I'm gonna pmo if Twitter doesn't fix in the next 2 hours

this woman could save me im so serious I would move across the country asap for a handshake

3 years of no seggs feels like virgin again

i know an oomf or two that would enjoy this

me too pikachu

I failed my quest...

tonight is a night for #pondering

guy who gets invited to the switch 2 only party shows up with his steam deck. "Dude this is switch only party". guy replied "oh dont worry im a switch too". confused the guy gestures to his switch 2 and tells him to leave. Two other people slowly put again their gags and whips.

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#needdat

This summer we're ALL overcoming obstacles! You, yes YOU reading this you know what I'm talking about. That big thing you've been meaning to start working on. We're ALL working on it summer. Again I speak for EVERYBODY when I say summer 2025 is the season where progress is made

>be me commenting on how beautiful she is and how I would do anything she asks >me the second I'm in the physical space as anybody as beautiful and artful as her

*deku voice* I need to get even hornier! Go beyond! Plus ultra!