🚨 Van Dijk: "Before the games, I watch videos of Cardi B and try to replicate it on the pitch."

The Van Dijk memes have started 😂🤣

Who did this 💀😭

🗣️Jason Cundy on Virgil van Dijk: "I think he's overrated. He's nowhere near the levels consistently of Sol Campbell, John Terry, Rio Ferdinand. He's nowhere near that level. He's had two good seasons."

Ah no they will have to play their £35 million back up keeper now

Dalot marking salah today then🫣😂😂😂. #mufc

First thing Slot mentions in his Sky chat is #mufc's 'low blocks' and 'long balls'. He has a few things in common with his predecessor and sour grapes is one of them. A terrible, terrible loser.

🚨🗣️ | 𝐍𝐄𝐖 : Alan maguire (Harry Maguire’s father) after Harry Maguire’s winner vs Liverpool : “People have had a lot to say about Harry. They laughed, they booed him, made him the punchline of every joke but they never talked about the points he’s won for United.” “Today

This guy is a fucking cock, hope they sack him soon the sore losing wanker.

Pogba once got 4 assists in a game and Souness said that wasn't anything special because that's what he would expect from a £100m player. And now they want us to accept chance creation for a £120m player 😂😂

Why does he make so many unnecessary subs every fucking game

Fuck off…Lampard watched his mum die, listened to those cunts singing mocking her death, nailed a penalty & knocked them out the CL, then carried on the rest of the season whilst grieving…These pricks won the first 7 games with no noise, now all of a sudden the excuses are out

Get bruno off

The players was shit like always but id sack the manager after that kept a back 5 all game and then bring dalot on at fucking lwb 😂😂#mufc

These players have given up on another manager, wish hed play most of the reserves they would show more fight and not walk around the pitch like these wankers #mufc

Id rather any of the previous shit managers back over having the watch this shit system every week, cant remember a game where united make the keeper work for more than 2 decent saves a game #boring #mufc

Four defensive substitutions, FOUR. It’s absolutely ridiculous at this point and his lack of trust in not giving the youth players any opportunities, he’s literally the antithesis of Manchester United and I don’t like it one bit, the football bores me to death too.

Wolves first win tonight worth a bet 😂

Get dalot off the pitch and out the club in January he is fucking dog shit

Get leny yoro off hes fucking dog shit #mufc