Jacob in the streets Jake in the sheets

With a gun barrel between your teeth you speak only in vowels

Yeah things are going pretty well

My original account is restored!! Will be using that one from now on. Follow Sargon of ACAB for all your real jake Howell updates

Just sent a girl a Hagrid gif and realize I Lowkey look like Hagrid

I got banned again for defending Avatar

Anyways I was thinking about how working dogs have to travel to, do they at least get a decent fur diem?

Goddamit dude got banned again

My heart goes out to the wal mart greeter who seems to be trapped in a conversation about ninjas with a middle aged man in a fedora

The saddest violin plays

Wake up babe, new Guetta fumble just dropped

Need a kerchief holder but for Dude Wipes

Idk this seems like the most believable scenario

So you're telling me theres a chance!!

Now that Avatar is out on streaming I can hang out with Payakan every day

Payakan should've been in John wick 4

Mad max fury road is great right? I'm not crazy right?