"Don't worry, Labour will move left when in power"

Voters: We don't think you're doing a good job Labour big brains: Stupid voters. I can't see this ending well.

Now do "no advisories on his MOT"

Replace Tony Blair with AI

The whole establishment came together to shitefest Corbyn out of the running in two elections because he said Epstein antisemitically. Meanwhile, Boris Johnson's chief advisor:

Just the sort who'd have shopped Anne Frank and those hiding her family because they were breaking the law.

Aren't you the one who said the arms trade was great for the economy? If so there's even more work for the death machine companies repairing the damage. What a wonderful economic boost.

Condemning "violence" against inanimate objects but never condemning the daily massacre of starving people queuing for food in Gaza takes a special kind of sickness.

The whole country:

Bibi: you better say something nice about me but keep it short and don't make it obvious I told you to. Trump:

You know the argument is paper thin when you have to cite a 10 year old poll based on a self selecting sample responding to an online questionnaire.

A Labour MP carrying out lobbying for an organisation who gave him a large donation? And not even declaring the conflict of interest? Sounds like someone should be investigating Mr Rushworth. Private Eye Magazine Novara Media

Real change is coming.

These parody accounts need to be careful not to go too far. Bank notes are woke is pushing it, even for someone as ridiculous as JRM. Wait ... what do you mean, it's not a parody?

Are any of Alison's friends available for a welfare check? She doesn't sound like she's doing well.

Owen Jones Aaron Bastani If #spycops are still monitoring left wing groups, the least we can do to protect women is to campaign for a change in the law to make it illegal for police infiltrators to have sex with members of the public in their fake identities. Please sign & share: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7214…

I refuse to believe that mic tap is a real MP's name. Gotta be one of those unfunny parody accounts?

So let’s get this straight. Jeremy Clarkson tells police he shot all the Badgers and they’ve had intensive Badger culling.. And now his farm has gone down with TB! It’s almost as if culling Badgers does not work!

🚨Breaking news🚨 Unelected law maker opposes democratic protest.

Shocking story. Next time get ChatGPT to learn how you usually speak to make it more convincing though.