Wonder if the goalkeeper’s been told to find a new club as well.

Thank you Jonny boy. All the best 🇾🇪

Not sold as described, Inter ⭐⭐. Give us our fucking money back.

Imagine having the bare-faced cheek to moan about not making Champions League when your errors alone have cost the team about 20 points this season. Bye-bye, poppadom paws.

Surely a deal can be done for Emi Martinez plus cash to come to United, with Marcus Rashford going the other way?

I never want another goalkeeper to come from that city again. 🤣

United looking threatening and well organised in the first 15 minutes. Then again, there’s fuck all to play for and they just don’t want booed off at FT.

Where are the dropped players today then? Are they in the stadium watching and supporting their team mates (as they should be) or are they just not arsed?

Dalot coming on shortly to make what will hopefully be his final United appearance

Heaven is very assured at this level for a lad his age.

That passage of play, and that ball not ending up in the net, sums up United this season. No luck and no quality.

I can’t believe a player as painfully average as Victor Lindelof has been able to make 284 appearances for Manchester United. Strong indicator of how rotten our standards have been for years.

Jesus Christ Martinez. Instant red card

Why would you clatter Hojlund there?! It’s not as if he would have scored anyway, it’s Rasmus fucking Hojlund

Jesus Christ, we need a proven finisher.

Wow. A rare win for United today it seems!

No Onana, no goals conceded. The two facts are related.

Christian Eriksen signing off on a high. Good luck in your future endeavours Christian.

Penalty surely

Okay, Bayindir is shite as well. Serious lack of quality in the goalkeeping department.