nobody is telling men they’re losers and that’s the problem

Sending the most heartfelt, romantic texts of my life from the Penn Station shake shack

A Street Cat Named Desire

‘Little Women” passes the reverse Bechdel test

Guy checking his ig stories infront of the DJ booth

Singing the chorus to ‘Big Time Sensuality’ in the Bob Dylan voice

Had a hot pipe bed side in my first nyc apt. Would wake up hollering. I never did anything about it. I was 22 years old

Just found out Kat Dennings is married to Andrew W.K. and I’ve never wanted to be a third more in my life

Jennifer Jason Leigh in the Hudsucker Proxy

A guy walked up to me in the movie theater lobby and asked if I “know where Bob Dylan is?”

Please don’t make me go alone to ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ at Metrograph tonight

Resorting to posting on twitter is a very accurate barometer of when I am depressed

I spent NYE with an aunt and niece I met on the dancefloor

DJ Windows Media Player

I don’t know how to explain this but a lot of the 90’s was what if you could fuck a cartoon

Considering taking myself seriously

Genuinely missing the month I had diarrhea. You really don’t know what you got till it’s gone