The fact that I got the username and pw for this account right on my first try after 5 years is wild

I stand by this

#BYUhoops

When your phone buzzes and you think someone texted you but its actually just your phone dying bc youve spent the whole day looking at memes

I want it absolutely clear when I stand before the judgment bar of God that I declared to the world … that the Book of Mormon is true.

Be positive. Don't judge. Be positive. Don't judge. Be positive. Don't judge. Be positive. Don't judge. Be positive. Don't judge. Be positiv

Does anyone want to make all of my life decisions for me please?

*Little brother ties his tie and looks in the mirror* "Dangggg that is a CRISP KNOT"

Have you ever sneezed so hard it hurts your throat

Second comingggg x.com/thereaIbanksy/…

“When obedience ceases to be an irritant and becomes our quest, in that moment God will endow us with power.”- Ezra Taft Benson

These people say some funny things under the influence of anesthesia!

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