would like to take this time to acknowledge the fact that my life is harder than everyone else’s and i suffer more than everyone else

Chong was not included on rolling stone's 200 greatest singers of all time list.

true

reckless spenders 🤝 consistently having money miraculously flowing to them

side eye to any man whos birthday between january 21st and february 19th

Love isn’t always enough…

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease

ruining friendships for men that don’t and won’t do half the sht your friend does for you… im scared of dickmatized girls fr

just realised i’m so emotionally detached but not in the funny way anymore

Call me Peter Griffin the way I’m at the Lois point in my life

Bella Hadid when her sister forgets two of the five vowels

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

One of the most effective ads to air in TV history

Nothing but respect for Northern Kentucky’s band director

Me looking at my story every 5 minutes because I liked the song I put:

hold awn you might be onto something

Add 25 years to Tory’s time

this is what i mean when i say i like the color pink:

EVERY ADULT FROM THE TOWN DISAPPEARED AND STKLL TO TNIS DAY, NO ONE KNOWS WHY