anyone want to go get ihop before reed murders me for being annoying

hey guys welcome to my daily vlog today i figured out how to grill cheeses with my bare hands

list of the most useful people in nyc: 1) reed richards 2) the pizza delivery person 3) everyone else

can someone tell me where to find a good lawyer before reed comes home and realizes i ate all of his protein bars because there was nothing else near me

what if magneto lifted a giant semi and then i set it on fire would that be cool or what

lrt image that but on fire

i haven’t talked to the xmen a lot but i can get behind a cause led by the prime bunk (bear hunk) and the prime twunk

i would call myself the human torch but that implies i’m human

let’s say, hypothetically, that you set a small couch on fire in a telepath’s office, before meeting a friend who tells you said telepath can read minds what do i do

i point out the fact that reed richards shortens to reed dicks once and i get taken out of reed’s will this is twinkphobic

ok maybe susie’ll get mad that i’m spending this much on food but i finally have friends so i guess that cancels out.

hey everyone reed took my phone for being horny on main but i’m back now

cute bf when