Happy Friday everyone! Still taking applications for actors to join me & director genius Tamar Saphra & producing wizards The REcreate Agency for five days paid R&D on my play Baby. Details at the link, incl audio + BSL recordings! 🙌✨☀️recreate-agency.co.uk/projects/baby/

Please help me and my similarly overcommitted friend by answering this question!

Due to Covid we URGENTLY need to find a global majority Coventry/midlands based actress for an outdoor/interactive show. Must be available tomorrow, Aug 27/28th (this afternoon would be amazing too). £150/day. Email directly emily(at)recreate-agency.com

Hello world, this is me — do you know anyone, or know anyone who will know someone who fits the bill?

Theatre Twitter, do some magic - I am still seeking an access worker / notetaker / scribe to support me ( a deaf playwright) over five days of R&D in the next two weeks. Paid obvs. I'm really nice. Plz RT? Deafinitely Theatre @graeae @NewWolsey

Hello! I am v excited to be showing some NEW work at this, maybe you would like to come? 6 lovely actors will be reading from my WIP, FAMILY MEAL, which (fingers crossed) explores home, family, belonging & the art of restaurant service against the backdrop of the EU referendum.

Being allowed back in the room after a long time out of the room was the greatest gift to have been given. Every second at NDT Broadgate was precious. If it existed forever I reckon like 50% of all theatremaking problems would be instantly solved. Please bring it back yesterday.

Right, before this inferno hellhole truly disappears in a vortex of its own dark energy, can my fellow theatre artists with Long Covid say hello? That’s just me telling you why I haven’t tweeted in a year. Need some people who get it please x

Sunday night self assessment spiral: if the entirety of an ACE project grant came into your account, and then you were invoiced for that same amount by your producers, and then separately paid your specific fee... what do you declare?????????

Please, please stop using “[gender]-identifying”. You’re saying there’s a norm + a cosplaying other version of your norm. People are the gender they tell you they are (or agender) - not “identifying” from outside the “real” thing. Still seeing lots of progressives doing this…

You simply must allow my most gorgeous funny kind clever talented (this is important, you’ll get to say you knew her before her Oscar) friend live with you.

Theatre Twitter hive mind special friends: I’m a playwright with Long Covid and a burning desire to apply for the next DYCP round. Can you recommend a coach / access / support worker who can work with me on this process? Fee for their time should cover-able by ACE. Plz RT?

I am desperately trying to source a quote (tell me I haven't made it up) from one of the Big British Playwrights (I think?!) along the lines of "An audience moves at the speed of its most intelligent member". Google no help. HELP ME THEATRE GOOGLE, i.e. Twitter!!!

First person to tell me the cheapest yummiest place to eat very quickly near Birmingham New St gets a kiss

Lost Gold Ring with Pearls ! somewhere between Baker Street station, Regent’s Park + the Theatre + Green Park station, I have lost a ring my Nan left to me. It belonged to my great grandmother and is of great sentimental value. It slipped off during the rain and I’m so sad !

First two of these under the belt, two more to go. Next wk (21/8) we focus on action/structure, the week after (28/8) will be on dialogue. No writers have been humiliated in the exploration of these techniques. Join us!