Most boring #xmas #party ... ever. Some of us nerd types went into a side room to #raid Dragon Soul instead. #wow

African xmas party. Boring - Worse than company party. Kids want to play w/ #ps3 tho - maybe I can get in on that. #geek

Hey die hard 3 is on.

The evening took a turn for the worse, they switched off die hard and the kids do not have a ps3 after all.

at least this way I made up my mind to dump my retarded girlfriend.

HOT DAMN. #singleagain

The woman standing opposite me smells like a festering wound. #urgh

Could be worse, could be a date. #last

Beautiful blonde at 12 o'clock.If only I wasn't so shy.

Join Flight Crew #PAN IMPERIAL and help us compete globally in Pocket Planes!

@@@@@@

Bought a book about the Titanic. Coworker: 'Didn't know they already published a book about our company.'

Customer sent a massive firewall change - looking at it, it seems they want to fully whitelist the entire amazon cloud. Ouch.

New team lead E. is gonna be my main enemy it seems. Unhelpful and clueless.

Kicked girlfriend out. Depressed. We had lots if issues, obviously. Repeatedly finding rotting food put the cherry on the parfait.

Slept late and could not be less motivated.

Got a #vacation invite to another country by a friend of mine. 'Do not bring your #girlfriend,' she added. - I wonder. #ominous #life

Five minutes out of the house, saw four super hot #chicks. I love summer. No phone numbers though. I am a #geek, remember?

That new #thai pm looks cute.

"I am on the diplomatic staff. We get good rooms." - She was right about that. #encounters