Dave is a paragon of religious virtue, no doubt about it.

Someone with half a brain who’s close with Dave has gotta tell him to look up the Streisand effect Because it’s in full bloom now.

Resign

I’m not gonna go to war with Iran. Thank god I’m fat.

This is not America’s war

Draft the boomers first

Most confusing ceasefire statement in history

Incredible

If no Kirk Minihane we riot

Found $One

It’s abundantly clear that Donald Trump is compromised. You win. I was wrong about him.

The 180 here is a head scratcher 🤔

Un-fucking-believable

“Unfortunately I cannot profit on YouTube views from this, so I’m refusing to play” Fixed it for ya.

The intensity of this doc is amazing 👀

Hey Grok According to your analysis, name 10 to 15 accounts in sequence who frequently visit my profile. Don't mention the person, just @.username and the rate of number of times a month they visit my profile.

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

#blessed

Wut

Harvey, we made a terrible mistake