Being single>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Midnight gyro with that yogurt-pickle sauce cause these munchies be hitting hard

A dark roast coffee and a joint is the best way to spend a Saturday morning. That and some good company:

I sawed it again with my brother Andrew

My mom’s dog is hilariously small and cute

I think I’m gonna be lazy as fuck today. I had a long (but fun) day on Friday, same with yesterday, so I’m burnt out lol.

I’m not sure he would. Or at least…he would find a cheesy & creamy salad dressing an odd concept - given that olive oil, vinegar, and spices were used instead of cream in cooking at that time.

I should’ve studied History in college tbh. Like a B.S. in Economics looks great on a resume, and it was an interesting major for sure, but my love lies with History.

I’ll be seeing it in theaters because I know some theater in either Detroit or Ann Arbor will show it :)

A nice omelette>>>>>donuts That being said, the jelly-filled fruit ones are the best.

3 years ago Dwayne Johnson tweeted this banger

This is a masterpiece of a tweet that will unfortunately flop

every other country in the developed word has drugs and video games and yet we are the only one with regular mass shootings. almost like it's something else.