Yes.

His chest will explode

His chest did not explode

Went to YouTube to find a bunch of people hating on me. What did I do? I don't deserve this

Currently at Kite land USA, Its pretty much the best place to get kites.

Batman will shrink in fear because of my new sharp orange double kite.

@jackmolisani1 I Hate Everything I know. I lived to tell the tale.

@KiteManHellYeah Get outta here imposter. We all know who came first in the kite game.

@KiteManHellYeah The fuck? I don't call myself "The Kite Man" you are not worthy to be me

@KiteManHellYeah Yeah well get out buddy. I was the first and the best to call myself that name.

Should've been called Kite Force Squadron

So I mean the election amirite?

Shoulda been me.

#Shouldabeenkiteman

2020: Kiteman will run for president. Hold on to your kites.

Does Polka Dot Man have a twitter yet?

What's up Kitefans

Happy new year losers.

Bleh. #Notmyday

Meh