This is going to get awkward when it comes out Jimmy Carter has been leaving classified documents in all of the houses he builds for Habitat for Humanity.

Maryland drivers driving into D.C.

Same, kid.

Just shoot it down already

That tubi commercial got me

Jalen hurts.

The sound the kitchen sink makes when the dishwasher is draining:

It is important to expose the “book ban” hoax about Florida schools. Florida empowers parents by ensuring curriculum transparency and will continue to ensure that our tax dollars are spent on education, not indoctrination.

Pro tip: throw your old AA batteries in the garbage disposal. The battery acid will clean the blades and your pipes

I say we build it

Every time I call an Uber and an Altima arrives, I die a little inside

Barbie and Oppenheimer we’re both very good movies

Just stick it in some rice

HOLY SHIT

I found that F-35 on Facebook Marketplace

Lyft driver outside the Capitol: “Are they gonna make bow tie boy interim Speaker?”

When a college educated man of coastal elite gentry enters his mid twenties, he must make a decision as to which coat he will enrobe in during the fall and winter months for the rest of his years.

I was recently among those who was shown the roughly 45 minutes of raw footage of the October 7th terrorist massacre committed by Hamas. This will be a long thread, but I believe worth reading.

If this keeps up Democrats are going to have to ask themselves why the hell they voted for this woman in the primaries.

NO MERCY TO TERRORISTS you dumb bastards!