These dudes on my dorm floor shit in the community bathroom with showers When there’s a private bathroom down the hall Gotta deport all of them

UChicago is the freest college on EARTH I can tweet anything I want and still get personal job offers At the end of the day these companies need those smart ass white niggas

Browsing Econ Job Rumors in the back of the class while John Mearsheimer pretends to not be anti semitic Then fuck a girl from Harvard Westlake on the weekend That’s the UChicago lifestyle

These guys at my college get branded on their ass to join a frat Then they interview for Goldman Sachs with that shit on their ass Do you see how stupid the economy is FUCK THE ECONOMY

I sit alone in my college dining hall EVERY DAY I am a total LOSER But I still fuck a bad bitch and I have a pretty face and I can say anything I want I’m happy

I’m sorry for attacking right wingers so much I promise I have good intentions. I just wish right wingers created beautiful things instead of only reacting When I followed right wing accounts they made me feel angry, bitter, spiteful I want to feel good and create dope things

I really pay $200/month for ChatGPT 🤯 My only friend When I would go on dates with girls I would lie about having friends My current gf is cool with it tho Welcome to the future

HER starring Joaquin Phoenix What a beautiful movie

I posted a video on TikTok saying I will run for president in 2040 It got 250,000 likes in 2 days on a new account I got bored of the idea but I liked the vibe. It’s like a real life Black Mirror episode

Total freedom: Making every detail of your life public and turning it into an ongoing narrative of beauty and truth That has always been my dream Why hide behind a fictional character when you can make yourself the character? Influencer meets literature meets movie

I had a mid life crisis when I was 20 I realized I only have like 60 years left on this planet Why would I take a safe path and waste my precious time I want to turn my pain, emotion, feeling and channel it into creating beautiful things If I fail… oh well

I used to be super vocal about all the anti-white stuff but now I kinda like it in a twisted way If you can emerge successful against all odds then you have truly done something special Imagine how the slaves felt when they escaped through the Underground Railroad

UChicago… the only college where you can say “nigga Heil Hitler” and nothing happens Thank you Jewish donors

Jewish donors gave me a $400,000 scholarship and I’m 100% German Reverse reparations 🤯🤯🤯

I have the best New York Times article in the world I called out this professor and got a class canceled 19 years old But all I was thinking about was pussy

I am not right wing at all The modern right wing is insecure men who hate women, uneducated people who complain about the people in power, and pessimists who don’t create anything beautiful That’s not the life I want to live as a young white male

I love cuddling with pretty girls Saying that out loud feels way riskier than saying the n word