So, I wanted to get her a cute little phone, but she insisted on an Android one. I couldn’t budge, so she came back asking for the small phone. I told her she missed out on a great deal. Well, guess what? She wrote me a letter of apology. I can’t stop laughing about it 😂😂😂😂

Once you are rich, no one jokes with your missed call.😊 Good Day

Blood is thicker than water, but that doesn’t make it better than water. Thicker doesn’t mean better, water still precious.

Guys, especially ladies, if you book a ride at night, always check if the tires are good. This is another trick they use. They look for a victim and stop at a random place, claiming that their tires are flat so they can rob you of your belongings. Please be cautious out there.

Just tag any Arsenal fans you know

Food vendors photoshopping their food pics, eh? 🤣 Making the food look fire 😋😋😋 Fuhgeddaboutit!"

Some people are not loyal to you. They are loyal to their need of you. Once their need changes so does their loyalty.

Who God as bless no Man can cross Davido

Na condom dey make some men feel say them dey last 😭 go raw and see

My past relationship left me with relationship phobia and huge bills. I still feel used for money. I remember my ex giving me a list of items she needed to buy for school. Run from dating student ooo 🤣🤣🤣 I just came across this list again 🤣🤣🤣

I told myself when I meet God, It will be the first thing i ask him. Why make a world of such wonder then fill it with monsters? Why make flowers and the snakes to hide beneath them? What purpose does the Tornado serve? Then it hit me, He didn’t make it for Us- 1883

By this time next year, the number of baby mamas will skyrocket. this weather is dangerous. Come over, come over nah it’s weather for work.

A 77-year-old patient, while making small talk, told me that a woman can love you very much but may not be sexually in love with you. I don’t understand- I thought it was full access when she agreed to be with you. She laughed and said, “The mind of a woman is like a black

One day we are going to discuss how W. F. Kumuyi convinced members of his church that watching television (the so-called Devil’s Box) and listening to radio were sins since 1973. But in 2022 he turned around and said it is no longer a sin to watch television or listen to radio.

Two people man marking an 18 years old boy estavio, shame on crystal palace

THIS has changed me forever 💔😢

If I tell you I LOVE YOU during S*x you suppose believe

He said and I quote, “Chelsea delighted, West ham devastated. They have been shredded by the world Champion”. Again I heard the World Champion not Europe Champion😁😁😁 In sweet my body Chelsea FC Vince™ Conn Trevoh Chalobah #WHUCHE #worldchampion #PremierLeague