starting a rewatching ur new show comfort show for the 15th time

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Still undefeated this video

Eastenders got me in tears 🥲

I’m a new fan of Danny Dyer. He used all the words I’d use for Keir Starmer If we were giving out Brit Awards for Twat of the Year, who would win the Danny Dyer Bellend Award Danny : ‘The world is being run by cranks at the moment so probably Sir Keir Starmer.’ “He’s a slag”

Holiday paid off roll on turkey next month ✈️

Holidays next week 🥳

HR: Why did you call your coworkers retards? Me:

Who else hates when people speak loudly on the phone in public? What happened to manners.

Superb! Rylan Clark dropping colossal truth bombs on ITV about illegal migrants. "We have no idea who they are, what they've done, and what they are capable of." I imagine they were nanoseconds away from cutting the feed. Wonderful to see.

Rylan Clark on illegal migration: “there's something wrong here…here's the hotel, here's the phones, here's your iPad, here's three meals a day, have a lovely time.” Whilst Brits are “struggling, they're homeless.” He’s right. If you disagree with him, you’re the extreme one.

High-tech pet dryers at work

🇬🇧 Man offered £35k/month for 7 years to house illegal immigrants in Willingham House, Cambridgeshire, and he said NO! 🙌 Respect to him for putting country and principles first. 👊🏻 If you’re nearby and need a place to stay, check out WILLINGHAM HOUSE! #Patriot 🇬🇧

Audio commentary describing tonight’s doof doof. Always a giggle. #EastEnders

Aw Phil Mitchell and his past shags. Love it 🙌

An emotional moment for #EastEnders' Steve McFadden, winning the well-deserved NTA for Serial Drama Performance ❤️ #NTAs

TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…

i’m convinced my generation had the best childhood

Las Vegas next week 🇺🇸