i hate freeloaders

life not so private cuz i be complaining to everyone about it

you just HAD to ruin a perfectly good picture huh

t4t mlm

i love showering but i dont wanna go in but then i love being in but then i hate getting out

shit yourself twt

my name is big alpha

can my mom stop

i hate accidentally scratching open cuts. the blood is so sticky

i could never become a proper pokemon trainer cause i'd just use my favs... which are these

i hate when people slap me too hard while they're laughing like i am getting ASSAULTED OVER HERE

i'm finally getting a life

i wish i could interchange genitals. like maybe on tuesday i wanna beat my shit but on friday i'd dj my shit

ngh soju

can people stop normalizing asking and giving advice on how to go deeper in a tiktok comment section

twitter

r u a fart smella or a smart fella

i'm 15 now

get to know me first plzlzlpzzlp and Then shoot your shot

if you're only a friend and try some shit like "you're mine." or any of that corny lines i'mma just laugh in your face forreal