me leaving my house at 8:10 hoping I make it to work by 8:00

Queria um salário de 50k pra falar que a felicidade vem das coisas mais simples da vida

me everyday:

“Your order is out for delivery” me immediately:

me in my childhood for no apparent reason

Enter password Wrong Wrong Wrong Reset password New password cant be your old password

sometimes i just zone out like this:

Instagram caiu Eu automaticamente:

IF you CANT be CORRECTED without being OFFENDED you will NEVER GROW in LIFE.

The best magic trick ever

i can speak french i just dont feel like it

The “I’m very straightforward and brutally honest” club can stay away from me. 100% of the time these people are just rude and unpleasant.

over 30 and slept the wrong way

🤌🏽🤌🏽

Only a yellow gold Cartier Panthère can fix my heart rn.

A hug you will always remember ...

“Os cães conseguem sentir e avisar segundos antes de um terramoto.” Os meus cães: