Rick from Optus is trying to move some gear. If you’re chasing.

objectively speaking, a good sandwich should display a slight perversion of nature. why does this sandwich have 3 dead animals and the milk of another? how do i have vegetables from two different temporal climates side by side beneath these bread halves? this is food for a king

Fight night! (Fucking oregan)

Dusty Pee Kirby definitely needs them

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What an amazing weekend

I’m laughing too hard at the reminder notification of my ex wife’s birthday followed immediately by the reminder that it’s bin night.

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I love this so much. If I had more time I could watch this over and over again. The frogs are adorable, and India Rose Crawford is such a talented artist. A wonderful little mini world... 🐸 🤗💖

Am I the only one who hears Chino Moreno on this? Bring Me The Horizon - liMOusIne (Lyric Video) ft. AURORA music.youtube.com/watch?v=e8U96n… via @YouTubeMusic

Not sure my reply was robust enough…

Cinderella...

A timely reminder…

i'm a lifestyle blogger and i blog about how my lifestyle sucks and i hate my lifestyle

❓ what has been giving u joy recently 💬 Sleeping. It's like death, but with benefits. #tellonym tellonym.me/rayson_toast/a…

Fried chicken, biscuits and gravy, but my dumbarse made them scones well too thick, so instead I made biscuits with a soft uncooked inside.

kaira Wrong Kaira. I do believe this is my child.