Joe Buck hyping the kickoff is Sickos Committee-style behavior, and I'm here for it.

It’s official! The Arizona Abortion Access Act is on the ballot as Proposition 139! This is Arizona's chance to restore and protect the right to access abortion care, once and for all. Vote YES on Prop 139!

Castellanos just hit a drive to left—in Kansas City. Uh-oh.

They're lining up in the backfield like it's the queue for a T-Swift concert

I guess it's still preseason for some graphic artist at ESPN MNF that created an "Aaron Rogers" break bump.

Steve Stone: "We need a shutdown inning" Angels: *guy hits his first MLB homer*

If you are looking for me elsewhere at this time: 1. Go to Smash Calendar 2. Search the account listed in the most recent tweet 3. First account listed in the bio of that account is mine The cryptic nature of these instructions will make sense once you get to the end.

DEN, LV, PIT, LAC, GB, PHI (6 teams) combined in the first half of their primetime games this week: 29 points SEA (1 team) in the first half of their game this week: 38 points