Thinking about the episode of BoJack Horseman where women start carrying firearms to defend themselves walking alone at night and then they instantly pass bipartisan gun control laws.

Wishbone had that shit ON

“you block people over politics?” girl i block people when they don’t like frankenstein

I was born at the right time.

any tongue that rises against frankenstein (2025) shall fall

Sorry I can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

the government can and will shut off your car remotely if you misbehave. this is why driving an old shitbox is more important now than ever

who remembers when Robert Eggers spelled out how Orlok was a reflection of the main character's deepest and darkest desires, and he was rot because she was oppressed, and people still managed to misinterpret it? yeah, I remember

Please. I beg you. Casted is not a word. The word is cast. Jim was cast in the play. Sebastian Stan was cast in The Batman 2. Back in the day, it was a big surprise when they announced that Heath Ledger was cast as the Joker.

I disagree that there are too many sex scenes in movies. In fact i think there ought to be even more. Because im a pervert

I feel immense disdain for those who consider small talk about the weather to be beneath them. Oh, you think it’s stupid to connect over the observation of our shared corporeal experience in this beautiful world we all inhabit? You’re too good to remember you have a body?? Stfu

Teachers: Please remove the disruptive student so others can learn. Admin: Everyone needs seat time, so we sent him back after a restorative conversation. Teachers: Johnny has only been here 5 days this semester. He’s going to fail with a 20. Admin: Seat time doesn’t matter.

I’ve said this before but: If a plane hit turbulence and the pilot panicked, aimed the nose to the ground and crashed, no one would say “Well, you try flying a plane in turbulence.” They would say “That is a bad pilot. That’s not how pilots should handle things.”

Getting incredibly drunk and watching the hit tv show Mad Men tonight

indian people knew what the fuck was going on when they invented. food

GAGA WE NEED THAT TRENT REZNOR COLLAB RIGHT NOW

They should just fucking nuke us irl when this Fallout timer hits zero

i don’t want to live in a world where the general public has opinions on astarion