THE ONLY GOOD THING COWBOYS HAVE IS AUBREY!!!!

Watching the cowboys play football is shaving years off my life expectancy

The red sox have my yankees on their tummy 😭

All Rise.

Aaron Judge has been named AL Player of the Week after going 9-for-20 with five home runs and a 1.760 OPS

Fucking insane to be playing for these stakes like its nothing

Charlie Kirk aside. Why are jewish billionaires hosting lunch meetings in the Hamptons with “influencers who attended collectively had more than 100 million followers” to sway public discussions on behalf of the state of Israel in the first place?

Best baseball player of all time😭 he shouldve been a Yankee

If alyssa ever prays for me to win at the casino again ima beat her ass😭 ive been getting smoked

I’d never put that cape and cowl on if this shit was roaming in my city

Anyone with a 2 day crssd t*cket want to give me their access code for the afters 😩 ill pay you

My fucking second basemen

These guys can swing it! 💪 Who will end the season with the AL and NL batting crowns?

Aaron Judge stands alone in on-base percentage 👨‍⚖️

Aaron Judge leads the league in OPS! 👏

Aaron Judge leads the league in slugging by FIFTY-FOUR points!

I dont really get hangovers but god damn i am fighting for my life right now

fuck that Gotham city is on its own 😭