charizard is short for cognitohazardarizard

Fun fact: Dillon Mulroy λ is a genuinely good dude

Just popped into the PL lab to ask a scala question and got called a retard(implicitly)

I don't think you trust in my

If you feed your kids frozen pizza and chicken nuggets and other frozen foods for dinner you’re a terrible parent! We don’t care how busy you are! Find the time To microwave them!

RT if you agree

They out here drinking Tzatziki

Ok fine. Sure. Whatever. We can save PNGs to birds. I give up. You win world

oh yep that toe is definitely broken 🤕

new record!

It's time

Elixir? I barely know her

every major untyped language is adding types feels like we’re winning

As of today I've started in a new role as a Senior Engineer at Podium! I'll be primarily working with The Elixir programming language and I'm extremely excited to dig in to all the BEAMy goodness 🤓

what's a def

Why can my ac unit not ever stay working for more than two summers...

The more languages and build systems I use the more I realize how under appreciated msbuild is