You couldn’t keep up on my worst day

There’s 2 different viral videos circulating right now that I wanna comment something petty on lol but I shall not

GP ARE YA WIT ME?!!

(Idk what GP stands for)

If there’s one thing I’mma always have memorized from the Bible it’s the book of revelations chapter 7 verses 16 & 17

Applebees money laundering

Why they be coughing so much in ihop

“You’re so dramatic” Me: No I’m not!! Also me:

I’m outta town, tryna get brown

That damn U2 album is still in my Apple music library

What they won’t do, someone else will. You just gotta actually be open and available to receive it.

I feel like even my stupidest dreams end up having real meaning. My intuition really speaks to me thru dreams. And I dream extremely vividly.

I know it’s gotta be lonely at the top because I’m not even all the way there yet and I already see what they mean

Waiting for my next big thing. No idea what it is. But I just know it’s time.

Is it wrong to date your ex’s sibling? 👀🤔

*opens twitter* *stirs the pot* *shakes the table* *closes the app*

Got a promotional email from a major clothing brand about their July 4th sale, the next email in my inbox right below it is a paid brand deal offer from the same brand. I love noticing these little synchronicities. The universe is saying something.

Men are embarrassing 💕

Haven’t been on here at all since Threads launched (although I really ain’t been on there either) but wtf is X?? I missed a few chapters clearly…

Snuck back on this app after a few months to see nothing but positivity in my mentions????? Wowww what a pleasant surprise!!