I love burping and tasting all that dick I sucked earlier 😍 Also, I am lowkey catholic as fuck

just remembered that i used to call my grandma “green grammy” bc i thought she looked good in green. i came up with this nickname at like 3 or 4. little homo

i know this sounds crazy from someone who hates gay people but.. i love all gay people

there’s a bar in Toronto called communist’s daughter and every once in a while people tag my insta in pictures they’ve taken there so i always dm them “we hated you!! never come back!!”

big city dreamin’

watched a zohran reel on insta where he showed how he knocks on doors while canvassing so i did it today on previously unsuccessful house calls and they all worked out this time

every once in a while it’s like ohhh okay NOW is the winter of our discontent

looking back i’m pretty sure this is the first non-binary character i ever experienced

sooo crazy that you can just buy broccolini from the grocery store and then roast it whenever you feel like it

this divinity student at our union town hall is in the zoom chat complaining about "western legalities" like um ya girl it's a contract

this changed me fundamentally btw

What are you wearing? WHITE SHOES

why is writing a resume the most humiliating experience in the world

omg how is this on TikTok

Gay bar in Brooklyn. Uptight transgender bartender named ❍︎♏︎♎︎ 🙰♋︎⍓︎ has an attitude problem.

by far my favorite drag performance I’ve ever seen is when my friend hosted a drag brunch and her performance was to an edit of boys boys boys by lady gaga but the only lyrics used were “in the morning, buy me eggs”

I pray everyday that he’s a strict top. STRICT.

troublemaker. demon. bad man!!