First game of the season and we’re back with a bang... 3.0. If you need your windows, doors or and PVC doing hit these boys up. #Bringbackfingering

Superstar ballers. #RR

All the highlights of our 6-0 win against Handsworth old crown from the weekend can be found on the link attached. pornhub.com

Today’s tea: 🐸☕️ ( ) ) ) ( ) ) _(___(____)____(___(__ \ Longstaff / _ \ is a / | \ Bagsman. /____| \ / \ / \_________/

Preparations are under way for tomorrow’s big game

We are currently looking for new players to join a poor Sunday league side. Ideally need 2 feet.... and both arms 👍🏻👍🏻.

Good to see our Top Goalscorer Karl Sorsby sign a big sponsorship deal with Santa Squad. Available in all good corner shops 👍🏻

This is like the squad out on a normal Sunday afternoon!!! Go on boys 👍🏻

There’s no lee walker in TEAM. Great result today!! Only the best lads turned up!! Cracking 1-1 win 👍🏻🍺

Draw specialists old boys steal point with vardy esk Plant header! 👍🏻😳🍺🥃❤️

Go on then.... who forgot to put Stephen Hawking in charge last night....?

What about the stag coming dressed as Karl Sorsby... cracking fancy dress!!!!

Wayne from Worksop!!!

Kirky from Kenya.

Who knew it. He’s awful at CB and even worse between the sticks. But I think we’ve found the new midfield maestro. 😘 callum hackford

On international duty scouting some talent and this is what the skipper is chucking on the group chat. Fair play, one in all in!!! lee walker