that earth shattering moment you realize you have music-emotion synesthesia: that heartbreaking power to hear a "minor" chord and instantly be hit with a wall of sadness... only for a "major" chord to swoop in and brighten up your entire world🥰

If you ever pretended to be anything as a child, that was gender dysphoria. Just channeled into a cisnormative outlet.

i hate when you make an extreme effort not to let someone cheat on their partner with you, only for them to break up 3 months later anyway

If you're in a monogamous relationship, I respect that. That *doesn't* mean I won't be ready the second things change (which I can tell if they will !)

(20 mins after taking aсid with friends) Just a heads up, I always like. *freak out* the first few hours, haha. Here, hold onto these zip ties

"Abu𝙨𝙞𝙧" ? Abu𝙢𝙖'𝙖𝙢.

What makes straw use a class thing? Bodegas hand them out? Exemption from the bourgeois charade of personal eco-responsibility? No—The same scarcity-fueled oral fixation that makes every working man a Boobs Man against the Ass Man's decadence.

the worst practical effect looks better than the best CGI. *I know* I'm watching a movie; what is even the point of making it "look real" (which never does anyway)?

as someone who's struggled with OCD and compulsive skin picking my entire life, it's so obnoxious when my coworkers say I'm being "a scab". like you think I don't know what you're doing

if your partner shit talks their ex more than once a month it means they would fuck them right this second if they could

Ok

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Spent 1 naive second thinking my sister meant climate change

Was cooking dinner with my gf and the gas was set lower than I thought it was. And she was like, "You put it that low." My response: "You're GAS LIGHTING me" 😅 like the manipulation tactic, but in this case about a *literal gas light*. Yup, she giggled...