5/5 bathroom review at Lena Brewing Co. Cya at Pickle Fest 2021.

Men’s bathroom White Rock Alehouse & Brewery in Dallas. Pretty solid overall. No frills. One stall and two urinals. Could use some wall decor or something. Great to see their employees must wash their hands. 3.5/5. Solid bathroom.

Streeters Tavern 4/5.

Men’s bathroom The Dearborn in Chicago. Everything about this screams privacy. Love the 2 stalls, 1 urinal model. Added a farmhouse sink for aesthetic. Really digging these foot door openers. One of the best things to come from Covid. 5/5 stars. Great burgers too.

3/10 Rossi’s

Men’s bathroom Sam Moon in Dallas. +2 for the single stall and single urinal. Can tell they really value privacy. +1 for the baby diaper changer. -2 for no signs reminding patrons to wash their hands. Overall 2.5/5. Sam Moon is an Interesting store.

Men’s bathroom Mi Cocina in Highland Park, TX. +2 for the private toilet. -3 for the trash all over the ground. Respect your bathroom, Highland Parkers. +1 for this cute lil cactus. -1 for it being kinda cramped? Overall 4/5. Good place to puke up Mambo Taxi’s (IYKYK).

Men’s bathroom Club Lago in Chicago. +1 for the plant. Gotta churn that H20. +1 for the random family photos. Feels like my Grandpa’s bathroom. +5 for the White Sox parade photo. -1 for featuring Southpaw. Overall 5/5. Gr8 spot.

Unisex bathroom Mario's Table in Chicago. + 0 for unisex. Not sure? + 3 for the massive plant. -2 for the toilet paper on the floor. -1 for the 1990’s hand dryer. Overall 4/5 because it’s private and they have a lock. Gr8 restaurant too.

Just give him the Nobel Peace Prize right now. #Toilets #bathroom #Crypto

Men’s bathroom theramblerchi. +1 for having a toilet. -6 for the black plastic bag over the urinal. Pathetic, in my book. -2 for too many advertisements. Good bar though. 3/5.

Men’s bathroom @ Devines in Durham, NC. +1 for private stall and urinal. -3 for being putrid. +1 for the bar back doing drugs on the toilet seat. -4 for Stranger Things creeping through the wall. Overall 2.1/5. Great bar.

Men’s bathroom @ Nick-San Sushi in Cabo. +10 for one of the most artistic bathrooms I’ve seen. If you look closely, the urinal has something that catches your eye, but then when you look forward, you see #art. +1 for solo stall and solo urinal. +1 for no fumaring. #mexico

Men’s bathroom at the hotel that some song is written about. +4 for inspiring a Gr8 song. +2 for the urinal dividers. +1 for the cleanly stalls. +1 for the art outside the bathrooms. Overall 4.5/5.

Men’s bathroom Acre Baja. +2 for #RHOC on Bravo filming an ep here. +4 for it looking like a bathroom from Gladiator. +1 for the dividers. +1 for solo stall. -1 for spiders being able to get in here. +2 for varying urinals. Overall 5/5. Great bar. #Mexico #peacocks

Public restroom in San Diego, CA. Of course it’s called the Portland Loo. -1. +2 for these being great ideas. -1 for being unsure what happens when people lock themselves in these. +1 for gender nootch because I mean, it’s 2022. Have to. +2 for covid unfriendly hand wash. 3/5.

Men’s bathroom at The Beachcomber in Mission Beach, San Diego. +1 for the tribute to the 2007 AFC West Champion Los Angeles Chargers. -1 for the mop bucket. +1 for the solo puke/duke stall. +3 for the urinal dividers. Overall 2/5. Great bar though.

Wow.

Unisex bathroom TheDuckInnChicago. +2 for single use. +1 for no gender discrimination. Girls and boys should poop in the same place. +3 for making employees wash their hands. +1 for wood toilet seat. Like that. Pretty sweet bathroom. 5/5.