I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks

911 actors reading every new episode script

Oh this why the air feels fresher

we miss him bad

everyone knows Trump is a pedophile & they remind us every 2 months that he’s a pedophile & then everyone moves on like he’s not a pedophile

a round up of girl dads giggling & kicking their feet while talking to a racist pedophile rapist 🫩 you just have to laugh

just finished Dexter and… what was that ending?

why is everyone pregnant rn what’s going on?

Me everyday since the first day of 2026

In honor of “Needed Me” becoming 12x platinum. Happy ANTIversary 🎈

what if I kms I can’t take it

A reminder that Harrison Ford is doing some of the best work of his career on Shrinking.

this daylight is in fact saving me

I prayed for times like this!

When Mewto dropped one of the hardest lines of all time

It’s kind of insane that we’re all lucky enough to live on this insignificant blue ball floating in an endless void that can somehow keep us alive indefinitely and yet a huge chunk of people want to ruin it forever in the name of an economic concept that we made up ourselves

Nightmare blunt rotation

I hate the process of being a beginner at something I want to be good at everything right away