I love D-REX. I wish his happiness and peaceful life. #JurassicWorldRebirth

August 2024: so hyped for the Universal Monsters ride, they confirmed it'll be a KUKA arm August 2025: do you guys think Ygor thumps his foot happily when you scratch his head

Me explaining our Epic rope drop plan, backup rope drop plan and show itinerary to my husband who just wants a mac and cheese cone

Cinematic parallels

It must feel good as fuck to be a quirky retired white guy in a rural area and fill your yard with nonsensical folk art and curated garbage

Me and the girls getting ready for another day of work at River Adventure (our job is to stand there and awkwardly lean forward a few times)

Hanging on 1 more month until I can go to Epic and my beautiful wife can give me a lobotomy

toontown and dark universe being in the same spot on wplace and me not being part of most of it is actually killing me i might start crying again. all my autism captured in one tiny pixel area. the dave brubot next to victoria and ygor specifically is killing me

When I see someone ahead of me with an anti choice bumper sticker I feel the urge to put some points on my license the same way men do when Motley Crue comes on

This fanfic shit is easy

BEHOLD SPINOSAURUS BALLOONICAS

Shoutout to this totally real human who just followed me, I'm glad she's also a fan of Horizons

The family grows

I look down into his hollowed out stump and he looks up at me like this

"Misheard ET Adventure", a visual representation of an experience .Lord Kristine 🎭🏳️‍⚧️ had

Raptor Dash This was the moment I finally knew fear.

Teaching my child to shoot

About to see Together in the best possible environment. The theater is just us and like 8 other couples