Making white cis men cower and scurry away by telling them to be adults and use their words was way more enjoyable than it should have been lmao

So... you cant get a new line and phone at the Verizon stores?? What's the point of the stores?

RISE AND SHINE ITS FOUR LOKO FRIDAY! Rt for a chance to win $20 for some Loko

I don't have nearly enough body glitter yet for the Kesha concert

Thank god for humans with big boobs and how many shooters they can sneak in places. Couldn't be me you see the whole outline 😖

We’re back with another FOUR LOKO FRIDAY. Rt this for a chance to win $20 for some Loko

Bruh dont try to get a plan with Verizon and expect to pay what youre told the bill will be bc it'll be way more and they won't care :)

Me and Strawbertie 🍓 every time she loses something (this happens often):

Incredibly tired of men who don't want to commit but want all the aspects of being in a relationship

I NEED A CIGARETTE LOOK AT THE JOY ON HIS FACE FUCKKKK 😭😭

Smth for the emo synthwave kids🙇‍♀️

Can't wait to have a job to afford Hulu without ads bc these ads are ASS

welp Breach went #1. why did this make me so happy i teared up a little? NOT A LOT. a little. 10 years ago i didn’t even really understand what a #1 album meant, but then ever since blurryface i kind of really wanted it again, but never got it. then i stopped wanting it and just

Twenty One Pilots now holds the largest vinyl sales week for a rock album since tracking began in 1991.

Wym cats cant tell time? Jasper comes out of hiding around midnight and hangs around the stairs bc he knows Joe is off work then

*Brittany being shot at on fortnite* "Oh fucking my shit!!!"

JD Vance looks like he would continue to send a girl messages with no response then start slut shaming her because she didn't reply

My tweets are just only gonna be things Brittany says that make me laugh

*Brittany drilling stuff back into walls after painting* "Hell yeah girl powa"