Saying “Can I get” in a pub.

20 years ago the main pub nr New Cross Gate station had boarded up windows with LAGER DALEKS scrawled on em. Crusties openly sold acid & speed. Next to it was a squatted hash cafe. Regular fights in the streets.This women has no idea how mental it was, if anything its gentrified

This one will require a stiff drink. In the early 1990s, the government came up with a clever idea. Instead of borrowing money cheaply to build hospitals, schools, and roads, it would get the private sector to build them and then pay the private sector back over 25 to 30 years.

A cry of despair from The Times art critic. The V&A asks us to look at how a plague pomander gives “wearers a sense of agency”.

This original medieval-style dance piece is in G minor, with a chord progression that alternates between Gm and Cm, incorporating variations like Gm6 and Cm6 for that hypnotic flow.

When a DVD has trailers before the menu so you can see what the most forgettable movies of 2011 were

I just want to take a moment to acknowledge the 77 million morons who looked at this guy dressed as a fucking garbage man doing his double jerk off dance during the 2024 campaign and said “Yep, that’s my guy!” You truly are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

I suppose Hannah Spencer has a problem with me having a swift 3-4 pints on my lunch break too, does she. take it up with Arriva love.

Britain remains a monarchy because despite all the highly conspicuous posturing of recent decades a majority of the population - a hefty one IMO - are still, at root, far below the level of conscious thought, broken-backed dutiful subjects.

I had to read for 4 years and watch like 3000 films before I could begin making music again for some reason

"We didn't have funny acts, we didn't have any costumes. We were conservatively dressed, we played conservative music, and if you didn't listen you didn't get it." Remembering the great Percy Heath of the MJQ, born OTD 1923 in Wilmington, North Carolina.

I don’t need Office Copilot, I need Excel to stop insisting everything is a date.

The face of a woman whose husband waits 15 minutes in the car after work before going inside.

Working for a company that doesn’t use Microsoft Teams will heal at least 60% of my nervous system.