There will be ladies prettier than your woman and men richer than your man. So if you don't know what you want, you'll forever change partners.

"Wacha turudishe Ruto juu tuliona Maraga akidance" .. what a predictable lot You can't hide forever

Broh, SHA imelipa this health centre 19.9M this August 😂😂😂

Huyo was pestering me about finding him a job..a chance comes up bt ikona specifics..I tell him to tailor his resume to meet the requirements haitakuwa na shida ju bado he'll be trained for two months..He straight up tells me hawezi danganya acha Tu angoje mungu amfungulie njia😭

Wait, people really think “Let’s meet for coffee” means actual coffee? Mimi naitisha mchele😁

Kuna gospel mpya these days. Ati I’m free, no husband, contributing to the declining birth rate na sijui upuzi gani ingine. Alafu, now they’re even advising us to raise our daughters to be like them. 😂 Sis, ata wewe ulitoka kwa parents. This cycle you’re mocking is the reason

Gari iko na makanga nne,wa kupandisha, wa kukuonyesha kiti, wa kulipisha na wa kugombana ukikata kulipa 100 badala ya 50 mlikubaliana.

Jamaa za Gitaru,Regen,Muthiga na Kinoo ndizo huleta ile matope ya red tao

When the Daily Nation team arrived at the hospital on Thursday at 11am, the gate was closed with no one around except a cow grazing in the compound.

"When i heal..","One day I'll talk about how..." dumb people trying to act snart to catch wave.

Hii Kenya weeh. This babe was a fwb for a minute. In March, she informed me she had caught my seed, quick fast sent 30k for Marie stoppes Fast forward to today and she posts photos of a newborn Nimesweat haga Kumbe she was married and was fleecing me money 😂😂 Fear women

"Look guys,I have shakilas personal number"

When you buy an Audi to attract women but you find yourself surrounded by niggas asking about horsepower, and S-Tronic

Uganda or Tanzania?

Let's resume normal programming. Ruto must go Somehow, we lost because of him. I can't explain how, but somehow, our loss is because he did something Gadamit

Ruto Must Go!! Mamae!

Panguza Mic na Uvae vest ya Press We are back to #RutoMustGo

Amsheni must go, tell him we are back to where we left, na tunaanza na who's relocating national archives